lameborghini:

morning people are not to be trusted that shit is unnatural

(via shercocklocked)

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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(via controlfantasyx)

muffystopheles:

Things that are creepy:

• Persistence after someone has said NO or STOP, or has made it clear they are not interested in your advances
• Invalidating someone’s “no”
• Only stopping your advances when somebody informs you they are taken (you are telling this person their “no” alone is not enough, which means you do not respect them)
• Asking “why” when somebody rejects your advances
• Asking “why not” when somebody refuses to give you their phone number

(via goldencows)

ashr451:

Yes 17 year old white males. You’re now a phd level college professor because tumblr. You’ve disproved decades of sociological research and hundreds of years of lived experiences because internet. Okay, you win.

(via wretchedoftheearth)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

(via wretchedoftheearth)

romantickissing:

things girls are made to feel ashamed of-

• having periods
• choosing what they want to wear on their body
• wanting to/not wanting to have sex
• putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
• standing up against misogyny
• ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
• abortion
• having hair on their body
• not appreciating catcalls
• not appreciating chivalry
• having control over their own fucking body

basically living

(via venecerious011)